Hello, my name is mom and
I feed my children Kraft dinner at least three times a week.
My name is mom and
I rarely brush my children’s teeth more than once a day.
My name is mom and
sometimes I discipline my children with spanks.
My name is mom and
my daughter is very familiar with Netflix.
My name is mom and
I let my clingy son scream at my feet while I cook dinner.
My name is mom and
I nap during nap time instead of cleaning.
My name is mom and
sometimes my children make me so angry I want to slap them in the face (I don’t).
My name is mom and
I give my one year old juice (not always watered down!).
My name is mom and
I didn’t finish potty training my daughter until after her third birthday.
My name is mom and
I relish leaving my kids with others so I can get out on my own, even for a whole night with my man.
My name is mom and
from week one I made sure my babies would take the bottle so I could pass the puck to my husband for every other night feed.
My name is mom and
I love my children more than anything in the whole world.
My name is mom and
my children are thriving.