You know you’re a mom when…
You begin calling your husband “daddy”
You stay up until 9pm watching Netflix and call it a wild night
You consider putting make-up on in the car an occupational hazard
You know you’re a mom when…
You call getting four hours of sleep in a row a “good night”
You can sing along to all the lyrics from “Frozen”
You become used to random people catching glimpses of your boobs
You know you’re a mom when…
You resort to washing yourself with baby wipes
You consider castoffs and crusts to be lunch
You can’t shake the feeling that you smell like poop (oh wait, what’s that on your sleeve…)
You know you’re a mom when…
You hear your baby crying when no one else can hear it
You ache when they fall and hurt themselves
You have busy hands, full arms, and a warm heart